bramble ruins your favorite songs: a Parody Set
Performed at Ponyville Ciderfest 2025
Parody Lyrics:
Makenshi: A parody of Rasputin
There lived a certain man in the fandom long ago
He was kind and calm, with a Pinkie avatar
Most people in the fandom did not know he was there
But to musicians, he was such a lovely dear
He was always commenting on music
On tons of tracks that people made
Always leaving paragraphs and paragraphs
Of glorious priase
Ma-Ma-Makenshi, lover of the music scene
There was a cat that really was gone
Ma-Ma-Makenshi, constantly commenting
It was a shame how he carried on
[Verse 2]
He wrote for EQD right after EPT
And for many years he was so wonderful
To get your music featured, he was the man to please
But he was not always objective nor fair
He was always featuring the smaller
lesser known musicains
but over time, he slowly started to stop
supporting the biggers ones
[Chorus]
Ma-Ma-Makenshi, lover of the music scene
There was a cat that really was gone
Ma-Ma-Makenshi, constantly commenting
It was a shame how he carried on
[Bridge]
But when he started kicking and banning people
Out of every project he controlled
The demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder
[Interlude]
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
[Verse 3]
"This man's just gotta go", declared his enemies
But how would they get him removed off EQD?
No doubt Makenshi had once been quite a charm
But after the pandemic he was doing too much harm
Then one night, a group of four musicians
Made a track, they're not to blame
He featured it with a spicy blog post
And the wrath began
[Chorus]
Ma-Ma-Makenshi, lover of the music scene
All the musicians angrily tweeted!
Ma-Ma-Makenshi, Ma-Ma-Makenshi, constantly commenting
Sethisto heard; the song was deleted!
Ma-Ma-Makenshi, lover of the music scene
They didn't quit, they all petitioned
Ma-Ma-Makenshi, constantly commenting
And he was kicked out of the fandom
Oh those musicians
A parody of I can Set Her Free by Thrack
If I described the perfect date
Let it start off with a twist of fate
Cause I’m not even in love with a pony
He’s a character that some dispise
From a great dreamworks franchise
But if I tell you, don’t say that I’m a phony
He lives in the woods, and just wants folks to stay away
But something about his ways makes me think he’ll save the day
Chorus:
I love this guy but he’s big and green
A giant ogre who’s awfully mean
If I can’t have him, I don’t know what I’ll do
I really love you - I want him through and through.
He yells at me to leave his swamp
It always makes my heart strings throb.
In hindsight - it might not be right.
But Shrek is love and Shrek is life.
I see him out travelling with Donkey
Going off to adventure it seems
To save a princess and slay a dragon
Maybe I can just tag along
And join their entourage with a song
If they accept me, I know I will have won.
Chorus:
I love this guy but he’s big and green
A giant ogre who’s awfully mean
If I can’t have him, I don’t know what I’ll do
I really love you - I want him through and through.
He yells at me to leave his swamp
It always makes my heart strings throb.
In hindsight - it might not be right.
But Shrek is love and Shrek is life.
I give him a grin, he doesn’t give in
I wonder what it takes to win him over
But if he can win over Fiona
It might be all ogre
You mean everything to me
You’re the perfect shade of green
I keep praying for us to be
Twist ending!
Chorus:
I love this guy but he’s big and green
A giant ogre who’s awfully mean
If I can’t have him, I don’t know what I’ll do
I really love you - I want him through and through.
He yells at me to leave his swamp
It always makes my heart strings throb.
In hindsight - it might not be right.
But Shrek is love and Shrek is life.
I'm Not Gay: A parody of Okay by BlueBrony
No, I’m not alone
I like it this way
I’m hiding nothing
I am not gay
I am not gay
I am not gay
I’m super straight
‘Cause I’m not gay
But when I see his face
It fills me with grace
Is this just a phase?
Or might I be gay
I might be gay
I might be gay
Is this just a phase?
I might be gay
Maybe I’ll come out.
And no longer pout
With a joyful shout
I am so gay
I am so gay
I am so gay
It will be okay
I am so gay
If you were a brony: A parody of If Life Were Simple by MulletMusicProductions
I think we need to
Talk about what you
Are always doing when you are online
I think you’re crazy
It’s insanity
This hobby of yours isn’t fine
It’s corrupting your mind
If you were a brony
I’d kick you out of my life
You’d be so much better off
Just being a toxic guy
All of your fan fics
Immature antics
How can you possibly like all of that crap
don’t get me started
On all those artists
All of the goon bait why would you look at that
It’s so bad
If you were a brony
I’d kick you out of my life
You’d be so much better off
Just being a toxic guy
If you were a brony
I’d kick you out of my life
You’d be so much better off
Just being a toxic guy
Vomit Girl: A parody of Marshmallow Girl by Spinscissor
Hey! Today is friday night
The weekend is in sight
Ponies want to have fun.
Hey! A real big rowdy party
People are getting naughty
It’s only just begun
Hey! Girl from Tennessee
Will you stop puking in my sink?
I know you love your alcohol
But you can’t handle it at all!
Hey! Girl of my dreams
You really don’t understand it seems
I know you think you’re hot and all
But you’re driving me up a wall
tonight
Darling, can you stop this time?
You know this is not a good vibe
You’re always trying to start crap
When you should just a long nap
And rethink your life choices
Can’t regulate emotion
Causing a commotion
Can you please stop doing this.
Every time it’s Friday
You relapse to the party
You can’t keep acting this way
You show up at my door
I can’t take it anymore
Will someone take this girl away?
Hey! Girl from Tennessee
Will you stop puking in my sink?
I know you love your alcohol
But you can’t handle it at all!
Hey! Girl of my dreams
You really don’t understand it seems
I know you think you’re hot and all
But you’re driving me up a wall
tonight
Bronies: A parody of Golden by Huntr/x
Don’t you all know long time ago that
all of us joined this pony fandom
We didn’t know where it would go what
This little show would be a thing we love dearly
All the haters cry
That the fandom died
But I don’t know where they have been
Cause if you look right here
Where every pony cheers
It’s obviously totally live
And I know that
I’m still writing
Fandom’s shining
As it will always be
We’ve come so far
And there’s still more
And I know I believe
The fandom lives lives lives
It never died
We’re still making still making friends
The ride never ride never ends
It Keeps going on on on
And into G six
Still having still having fun
Still keeping still keeping young
Woah
We are bronies
We love ponies
And we’re not stopping
Keep going on
Our fandom’s strong
Together at this con!
It’s true now that’s not the same
As the early fandom years
But that doesn’t make today lame
The decline is nothing to fear
We are bronies
We love ponies
And that will never change
Numbers fall
But we’re still all
Together in harmony
The fandom lives lives lives
It never died
We’re still making still making friends
The ride never ride never ends
It keeps going on on on
And into G six
Still having still having fun
Still keeping still keeping young
Woah
We are bronies
We love ponies
And we’re not stopping
Keep going on
Our fandom’s strong
Together at this con!
You know it’s
Still pretty still pretty golden
Still pretty still pretty
Fandom is fandom is golden
Fandom still lives on
We’ve come so far
And there’s still more
And I know I believe